November 2011
holidays suck ass. Im in bed cuz everyone’s out doing shit without me.
And I’d rather stay indoors cuz its 10 degrees out and it’s finally snowing.
October 2011
Reblog this if you had a boner today.
I should reblog this six times for each boner I had.
Everything that's edible and orange
seems to taste good together.
Weekend.
I can’t even hardly remember half of what has happened.
Parties galore.
I have a gnarly bloody wound over half my knee from having sex on a hard bathroom floor.
I puked up three gallons of crap- water, hashbrowns, and Jagermeister/JackDaniels/beer and whatever else I was drinking. Everyone thought I was gonna die. It was horrible. hahaha
Then I broke an eight-hundred dollar TV, I think. I don’t remember it happening, but I guess it did. Nobody even cared.
Then the next day I dressed up as a banana and went out to party with old highschool friends I haven’t seen in 3 or 4 years. Best party of the year by far. No bullshit, no accidents and all fun.
I watched movies all day today, and got kind of dumped by my fling, and then I came home to a free $300 keyboard.
And tomorrow’s Halloween. Who’s excited?
Fuck this week is awesome.
I'm bad, like the movie Attack Of The Clones, I'm dangerous (dangerous) like a fire in a nursing home.
best rap line ever
