holidays suck ass. Im in bed cuz everyone’s out doing shit without me.
And I’d rather stay indoors cuz its 10 degrees out and it’s finally snowing.
I should reblog this six times for each boner I had.
seems to taste good together.
I can’t even hardly remember half of what has happened.
I have a gnarly bloody wound over half my knee from having sex on a hard bathroom floor.
I puked up three gallons of crap- water, hashbrowns, and Jagermeister/JackDaniels/beer and whatever else I was drinking. Everyone thought I was gonna die. It was horrible. hahaha
Then I broke an eight-hundred dollar TV, I think. I don’t remember it happening, but I guess it did. Nobody even cared.
Then the next day I dressed up as a banana and went out to party with old highschool friends I haven’t seen in 3 or 4 years. Best party of the year by far. No bullshit, no accidents and all fun.
I watched movies all day today, and got kind of dumped by my fling, and then I came home to a free $300 keyboard.
And tomorrow’s Halloween. Who’s excited?
Fuck this week is awesome.
best rap line ever