Here’s this.
I’m going to bed.
I can’t find anything good.
Sleepless.
Someone talk to me or something.
I don’t give a fuck and I work in thirty minutes.
I’m drunk as shit, but I can still spell……………
IT’S SUNNY OUT. WHY AM I INDOORS?
I had a fun day at work… That never happens.
Anyway, I have two days off, and so I’m going to find something fun to do I haven’t done in a while or haven’t done before. That’s my weekend goal.
Maybe I’ll shave my head bald or something.
Ohhhhh fuck!
Look at me all up in yo goddamn tumblr dashboard, mother fuckers.
Check out that flowing, long hair. I bet you’d love to rub yo titties all on that shit.
Now I got shit to do today, so y’all better line up to get a piece o’ this ass. I ain’t got a lot of time to waste, bitches.
There’s a bad rumor going around about me now.
Never really happened before, but it kinda sucks.
It’s not true, my friends agree it’s not true, and there’s video evidence of it not being true so you don’t have to be a gnarly bitch about it.
Fucking dipshits better not ever call my residence with their ignorant half-stories and talk shit about anything to me again.
I’m gonna go for a walk.
CAMWHORING ALERT.
I need to get off tumblr for a while… like the rest of the fucking day so here’s a bunch of ME! Muahaha!
I try way too hard trying to conflict different stereotypes into how I dress.
I’m fuckin’ ugly this afternoon.
hahahahaha Oh well.
Actual blog post!:
I’m so busy all of a sudden. I have to search up jobs and check out grants and all that good stuff for maybe going back to school all day today and tomorrow. Monday I have a seminar I’m attending for more knowledge and stuff.
Also, I need to get showered, dressed and prettied up for my best friends’ going away party tonight. One friend is moving away, and another friend is leaving for the military.
Saturday… ROAD TRIP! kinda… We’re going shopping in Anchorage. Monday is that stupid seminar.
Then March 9th, I’m going to see Lamb of God, and that same day, my best friend is moving back up from California to come live with me, and we gotta pick him up.
I haven’t done anything or gotten ready yet.
DO WeRK.
anyway, bye.
This is the last one I’ll do for now.
Unless I think of a really fucking funny one.
Eat
Fuck
Drink
Fuck
Sleep
Fuck
Repeat
I have like nothing to do so I’m just gonna sit here with my fuckin’ Kokiri hat and messy hair while I watch Big Chocolate and continue to freeze my ass off.
I wish I had something more productive or social to do.
If I had my webcam I’d make you guys and gals a lil’ video/web adventure. Naw’meeaaan?
Somebody chat me up yo.
http://mynameisgod.tumblr.com/ask
(Source: blackmormon)
Rolf.